PIERCED!!
Before I published this post, I ran it by my aunt Sharon who said that it was okey but would be better if I included photos... I totally agree with her. Photos make everything magical, but not photos for this post!! So, no way aunty I'm not about to do that just yet!! I'm not trying to scare away readers here because those photos have nothing magical written on them ...Hehehe
Anyway, let me let you in on the septum piercing life... The entire experience was painful.Try picturing a tiny screw driver (what is used to get the job done is similar to it)drilling through your septum!!
If you're lucky enough to get pierced by Johny(great at this kinda stuff), he'll hit you with the facts! This guy knows no sugarcoating...He won't lie to you, infact he'll tell you that it hurts which is great for he prepares you for the pain. If you're a big baby like I am, you will cry, maybe scream which might scare the customers waiting to be attended to, but let that not worry you for they'll realise that they've come for something less painful. Because it's your first time, you'll want it let out (the ring)for the world to see that you're a "cool kid"!!! Smh!!! But nobody tells you that you'll start getting the attention you never had before.Then you'll begin to think of how smashing hot you must be, but that's not it,people are actually amused by the fact that you chose to get pierced like a cow!! People will stop you to ask" Madam, why did you opt for that? Why not simply get the normal kind of piercing?" And because you're in a great mood you'll giggle and say, " Because I'm different." Wait till they get you on your worst days, you'll roll your eyes so much they'll begin to ache!! That's not even the worst part, you'll be called a thief!! Yes a thief just because you have an out of the ordinary piercing.I was surprised as well!!! Honestly,if I knew that thieves were recognized by a simple piercing I'd have opted for a tattoo of a gun on my forehead!! Try and not be mad because civilisation isn't for everyone...
If you're lucky enough to get pierced by Johny(great at this kinda stuff), he'll hit you with the facts! This guy knows no sugarcoating...He won't lie to you, infact he'll tell you that it hurts which is great for he prepares you for the pain. If you're a big baby like I am, you will cry, maybe scream which might scare the customers waiting to be attended to, but let that not worry you for they'll realise that they've come for something less painful. Because it's your first time, you'll want it let out (the ring)for the world to see that you're a "cool kid"!!! Smh!!! But nobody tells you that you'll start getting the attention you never had before.Then you'll begin to think of how smashing hot you must be, but that's not it,people are actually amused by the fact that you chose to get pierced like a cow!! People will stop you to ask" Madam, why did you opt for that? Why not simply get the normal kind of piercing?" And because you're in a great mood you'll giggle and say, " Because I'm different." Wait till they get you on your worst days, you'll roll your eyes so much they'll begin to ache!! That's not even the worst part, you'll be called a thief!! Yes a thief just because you have an out of the ordinary piercing.I was surprised as well!!! Honestly,if I knew that thieves were recognized by a simple piercing I'd have opted for a tattoo of a gun on my forehead!! Try and not be mad because civilisation isn't for everyone...
Three months later, you'll have fallen inlove with your piercing!!Nothing will break you at this point!! Not even that guy with red eyes and creamy yellow teeth that calls you a terrorist (I've not been called that yet but at this rate, nothing can surprise me).
So always do you!! Get a piercing right through your eyeballs if you have to and smile to those strangers that know nothing about how much you really treasure that piercing....
So always do you!! Get a piercing right through your eyeballs if you have to and smile to those strangers that know nothing about how much you really treasure that piercing....
Call me Mwikali.
